Rubber Chicken for the Soul

Good old clean funnies here!

Here's some samples from today - enjoy!
* BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE: In Lancashire England, Ian Lewis, 43, spent 30 years tracing his family tree back to the 17th century, traveling all over England and interviewing 2,000 relatives, before he learned that he had been adopted when he was a month old and that his real name was David Thornton. He said he would immediately start researching his new family history.